Scams of Interest Sent To Us By You
(Thanks for all the scam/spam mail!)
I guess we asked for it, literally…
So much interesting mail has been rolling in, we figured it was time to take a quick break from the Craigslist laptop saga and post some e-mails sent in by readers.
From West Africa to Iraq, people have been coming across millions of (US) dollars. They just need your help transferring it…
Sent to us from K.P.:
Date: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 11:19:53 am
To: xxxxxxx@yahoo.co.jp
From: Mr Peter Kwesi
Subject: Let mw know if we can work togetherGreetings,
I have interest of investing in your country as well as seek your services in a private and confidential matter. I am a senior Auditor heading computing department here in our bank.
On my routine inspection I discovered a dormant account that does not belong to anybody with a Balance of ($3.850 Million USD}.I write to seek your indulgence and assistance in transferring this fund to your country through legal means.
I am proposing to make this transfer to a designated bank account of your choice in your country for investment. At the conclusion of this transaction, you will be given 30% of the total amount, 70% will be for me.Let me know if you can handle it.
Regards
Mr Peter Kwesi
We trust authorities – doctors, professors, religious and community leaders, and yes, even politicians. Mr. Peter Kwesi is a senior Auditor. He sounds important. Perhaps he even sounds like someone we would want to do business with and comply with his requests.
A colleague of mine recently posted a resume on a job search site and encountered many suspicious job offers. Internet fraud has permeated the job search market, too. This one also comes from K.P.; we are posting it because we have seen many similar attempts:
—–Original Message—–
From: Shannon JANETTE
Sent: 8/28/2009 11:55:53 PM
To: xxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Subject: Accounting Manager USA!Hello competitor,
We are glad to report you that in our stable company, the vacancy of transaction manager is opened. The world is smashed by a crisis, people lose their workplaces, and many companies are being closed. Our company offers a product in the field of services; therefore the demand on our suggestions remains even in so difficult period for the world economy.The followings factors are required from you:
- industriousness;
- efficiency;
- to be the habitant of the USA;
- command aspiring to success;
- to have sure vital position;
- to have initial PC skills
- you must be more senior than 21.NO INVESTMENTS FROM YOU ARE REQUIRED, you will be fully acquainted and trained for discharging of your duties. We need valuable staff. We will teach even a janitor to be a businessman!
Do not lose the chance of fully legal earnings with a dynamically developing company. We will help you to build a career which you always dreamed about. Your chance is waiting for you.
We wait for your resumes to the address xxxxxxx@gmail.com of our department of personnel.
With kind regards,
All scams work through exploiting human vulnerabilities, but perhaps I find this type even more appalling because it so it does so blatantly. It preys on persons seeking jobs (kick ‘em when they’re down!), offering a part in a modern day Horatio Alger story, and an opportunity to “build a career which you always dreamed about.” From rags to riches, or janitors to businessmen. And as we’ve seen in past scams, it builds on complimenting the mark and playing on their self image. Would you describe your self as industrious? Commanding and aspiring to success? If so, why not play in this game?
Speaking of appalling, this one was forwarded to me by a colleague and friend:
From: sgt.Patrick john <xxxxxxxxx@catsailor.com>
Date: Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 4:44 PM
Subject: Greetings from Iraq.Dear friend,
I need your assistance.. My name is Sgt. Patrick John. I am in the Medical
military unit here in Ba’qubah in Iraq, i have $4.5 Million US dollars
that i successfully moved out of the country. I need a good partner
someone i can trust. It is oil business money we did with iraqi citizens
worth of 42 million USdollars, the 4.5 million stated is my part on the business and its legal.I have made arrangements with a Diplomatic courier service that will move the funds out of Iraq as a family treasure. The most important thing is that i can trust you? Once the funds get to you, you take your 20% out and keep my own 80%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where
the funds can be sent to.My own part is sending it to you.If you are interested I will furnish you
with more details. But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low
profile at all times. I look forward to your reply and co-operation, and I
thank you in advance as I anticipate your co-operation waiting for your
urgent response,you can contact me through my below email
address,xxxxxxxx@yahoo.comMy Regards,
Sgt. Patrick John
First off, I must apologize to Sgt. Patrick John, as posting this on MtM was probably not his idea of “keeping a low profile at all times.” But once again, the scam plays on the authority of the scammer (a sergeant in “the Medical military unit”) as well as on the mark’s self image – are you a good partner, someone this soldier can trust? It has another interesting element, however, in that it plays on the reader’s sense of adventure. There you sit in front of your computer in your quiet home town when suddenly you receive an offer to play a part in a secret mission, sneaking oil money and a family treasure out of Iraq through the Diplomatic courier service. We may have to follow up on this one…. Oh yes, I am going to label it “to be continued….”
But finally, we must end today’s session with a tragedy:
business deal
I am Mr Soumaila Sorgho,banker by profession in BURKINA FASO , WEST AFRICA and currently holding the post of manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of Bank of Africa (BOA). I have the opportunity to meet unclaimed funds of ($5.5 Million Dollars) belong to our deceased customer who died along with his entire family in a plane crash. This is the site the of plane .http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/1815680.stmHence; I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal. Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail at : xxxx_xxxxx@voila.fr
Perhaps providing a real link to a real plane crash makes the whole story believable. You are supposed to be left thinking, “well, the plane crash is real, so this banker must really must need my help in claiming these $5.5. Million Dollars [sic]“? Let’s call it the foot in the door to the willing suspension of disbelief.
And more of the same exploitation of tragedy.
Have a good day!
-M.M.
Have you encountered a scam that you would like us to share? If so, please feel free to send any information – stories, e-mails, screen captures, etc. – to drmarkmessing@yahoo.com. We’re always looking for new deconstruction projects!